Breakfast cereal

My mom likes to text me suggestions on what I ought to eat that day.

Happy Friday

Silly schoolgirls are always getting seduced by glamorous older men.

Catherine

I love it when other people rant too. Don't ever plan a bachelorette party revolving around a demure high-tea. 

Maurene

Found this gem. I have no idea what we were talking about. It coulda been Heidi and Spencer. It could have been a pair of yappy dogs, it could have been you and your mom, but uhhh...just SHUT UP.

Katee

I walked into the room and on the bed there was over a dozen wigs on Katee's bed...

Mullets, fros, bobs, even a beard.

Me: Katee why do you have SO MANY WIGS????

Katee: Because they make me sooo happy!!

I love KT Reason No. 48 

Her love for silly disguises. 

whew

The other day I accidentally dropped a mirror on the floor and had a minor freak out thinking I had broken it. Because I'm superstitious and even though the whole seven years of bad luck thing seems a little excessive, I'd still sulk about it and feel paranoid. Good thing it didn't break!  I can continue living a charmed life.

So badass

I was talking to Andrea recently about annoying words that keep being abused and used over and over again at work. Our list so far includes:

1. badass
2. killin' it
3. brutha
4. sick shit
5. fun stuff

"Hey brutha, how's it goin--are you killin' it? That looks badass, that's some sick shit, you're killin' it... Fun stuff!"

::fist bumps::

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