This is going to change everything...

Behold, my new food processor... paired with my lovely KitchenAid mixer, I am basically unstoppable now. (ignore Michi)

WTF?!?!!??!

I'd chosen a perfectly good cake for Lily's birthday and the dweeb behind the bakery counter went and ruined it by writing her name out like this.



Take note of that blob. "Oops!" What?

At the time, visions of overturning that cake and stalking out came over me but I remained cool and in control because I'll be damned if one of my hissy fits result in Lily being without a cake on her birthday.

Its been three days since the incident but I'm still sulking, so let me ridicule it some more...