Ugh.

Seriously one of the worst Fridays ever, but nonetheless..

Scary bitches

I got sucked into watching Real Housewives of New York after watching a few episodes and hands down they are the bitchiest crew of them all. I've only indulged myself in a few episodes but pretty much the show involves MASSIVE amounts of unnecessary shit talking, faux pas, and heated confrontations. Stresses me out just watching it! People are soooo nasty to each other.

Watching these women attack each other shamelessly in front of a camera makes me think that 1. high school never ends for some people 2. personality does NOT change with age 3. people adore attention.

You couldn't pay me to be part of a reality show, I am the London season of Real World, where everyone was suuuuper boring and polite to each other and the only thing drama that happened was when Neil's tongue got bitten at a show by a superfan.

Reality tv confirms my suspicion that everyone is an asshole all around the universe.

Drink me

Here is my review for Alice in Wonderland.
I liked Alice's numerous outfit changes, I liked the Cheshire Cat cause he looked really plush.. thats about it. The one scene where Willy Wonka / Mad Hatter does that unbelievably retarded jig to that shitatious electro-polka music just ruined it all for me. Everything was lost at that moment. That scene made me die a little death, and lasted 10 seconds too long. Johnny Depp, wtf?

I think I may have to boycott Tim Burton films like I did M. Night Shamalan's.

Goodnight!

Happy Thursday

Sienna Miller only wishes.

Mirage

ps. happy birthday to Katee, born on the ides of march.

Psycho

I was very inspired by the tales of a co-worker's obsessive posessive boyfriend to come up with a sentence to sum it up.