New Look

My blog is going through some design updates, hurray!

Froot Loops

Circus Animal

Breakfast cereal

My mom likes to text me suggestions on what I ought to eat that day.

Happy Friday

Silly schoolgirls are always getting seduced by glamorous older men.

Catherine

I love it when other people rant too. Don't ever plan a bachelorette party revolving around a demure high-tea. 

Maurene

Found this gem. I have no idea what we were talking about. It coulda been Heidi and Spencer. It could have been a pair of yappy dogs, it could have been you and your mom, but uhhh...just SHUT UP.