Often times I start my mornings with a coffee from the Coffee Bean by my place. Predictably betw. 9:15 and 9:45am I waltz in there for the same exact thing I've ordered for the last two years.
Anyway there is this kind of creepy middle aged man who is always sitting drinking coffee by the door. 4 out of 5 times he is there when I walk in and creepy eye contact is always made. Almost like he'd been expecting me. Lately on a whim I've started to entertain the idea that this man could very well be a stalker-type, observing potential victims. And he has my routine down pat. One day he will follow me and find out I live right around the corner and come and kill me...
Not that this is a laughing matter! But you have to think.. if this man inspired a blog entry...my suspicions are like 25% legitimate.
What if tomorrow, before I make my exit I point two fingers towards his eyes and mine while saying "I'm on to you!"
Ummm...a creepy man is what you get for betraying Pike.
ReplyDeleteI think just a regular old Katherine stare will scare the shit out of him.
ReplyDeleteHowever, if you do the eye-finger thing, please document with photos.
You should definitely address the situation. Bridget was in a similar scenario (except instead of Coffee Bean it was Peet's) and the guy randomly one day out of nowhere was like, "today is your birthday." OOOOoooooeeeeeeeoooooo soooooooo creepy!!!
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