The contents of my bag on the last day of our debauchery filled Vegas weekend:
A. Fake teeth
B. Dark shades to conceal hangovers with style
C. Haribo gummy bears of course
D. Emergency flask
E. Stripper 101 certificate complete with new stripper moniker "Kandy"
F. Lipstick of course
G. Car keys I guess?
H. Signature bracelet to remind oneself of reality and reason
I. Fierce blingy panther ring
J. Sunscreen of course
K. Lots of singles
L. Back up imitation gummy bears
M. Wallet
N. Driver's license, mandatory to verify drinking rights
hehe, I love this. Sometimes a little debaucheraunchery is necessary.
ReplyDeleteso so so envious. hate that i missed this one.
ReplyDeletethe best visual representation of your weekend ever. what's missing? "porn star" rub-on tat.
ReplyDeleteHaha! love it. also a piece of leftover chicken from the hotel.
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