Here is my review for Alice in Wonderland.
I liked Alice's numerous outfit changes, I liked the Cheshire Cat cause he looked really plush.. thats about it. The one scene where Willy Wonka / Mad Hatter does that unbelievably retarded jig to that shitatious electro-polka music just ruined it all for me. Everything was lost at that moment. That scene made me die a little death, and lasted 10 seconds too long. Johnny Depp, wtf?
I think I may have to boycott Tim Burton films like I did M. Night Shamalan's.
HAHHAHAHAHAHHA so true, Willy Wonka posing as Mad Hatter, psh.
ReplyDeleteSo...review is bad? no go??
ReplyDeleteKATHERINE OMG this is basically my EXACT review. just watched it last night and i would have jumped up and left the theatre in horror at the jig except i was frozen in shock. WTF WAS THAAAT??????
ReplyDeletethat said. i loved helena bonham carter. hilarious. "i love my fat boys."