Some resolutions of the past:
2004: No more Candy.
2006: Katherine says 'No'
2008: Get over it.
2009: It's not called fashionably late, its called being an asshole.
I give myself till the end of January to be wishy washy about the resolutions I may or may not settle on in the end.
The ones at debate:
1. Stop fiddling with items in the car and/or in my bag while driving. This means no more checking email while at a red light, or trying to find a specific song on the ipod as if my car depended on the particular song to provide fuel for the engine or something...no more putting in the address in my navigator while driving..
2. Stop cussing so much. But in all seriousness, I'm not sure I could succeed in this one cause so many unjust situations really just call for a"wtf!?".. and besides, its hilarious sounding. I never realized just how often my friends and I used swear words until I realized I didn't hear it anymore.
3. Be kind. Stop talking shit. Zzzzz....I'm already bored with this one. Snore fest 2010. NEXT!
As Ely once said, you can't get to the top by being nice.
4. Be more assertive. Ugh, how many more times do I have to consider this for a new year's resolution? Boring.
5. Drive way more slower.
6. Keep up with pilates. As in keep exercise in my life.. GEEZUS!
7. Try to cook and be a real adult. Have a friend take away my can openers for a month perhaps.
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ReplyDeleteomg! why are you so hilarious.
ReplyDeletehow do you even remember your resolutions from the past? I guess mine were the typical - lose weight. don't eat so much junk food. blah blah. but then, february rolls around with all that chocolate for v-day and resolu-what?
i like keep up with pilates and try a new type of exercise this year. after baby, you should come with me to 80s cardio dance. we'll drag along jen too.
where are you living?
what are you making out of a can? beefaroni?
hahah Emma. Jennifer likes this too! Although, I don't get the point of several of your resolutions, for example "no more candy" (have a huge bag of Sour Patch I'll dig into this afternoon), and "drive...slower" (did 85 on my way into work this morning).
ReplyDeleteman drive slower was 2009 for me and i would say i halfway achieved it. "less shit talking" is one for me every year. one that i fail at. why am i so horrible? i'll help you with that last one ;)
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