Four eyes

For those of you guys who know me well, you know I hate wearing my glasses and wear them only about two days out of the year. When I wear my glasses, my confidence level is taken down about 5 notches. So the chances of me saying "yes" to things, compared to the usual "no" is very high due to the transformation into a subdued, meeker Katherine. ew.

Anyway I got my vision re-tested recently which meant new glasses. I went shopping for frames and was all happy to find a pair that didn't make me feel completely retarded. I made a newfound vow to try to incorporate glass wearing to give my eyes a break from contacts....

Uh....until I got my new glasses with the new lenses fitted... and holy shit--Coke bottle Katherine. Oh-HAL-no.
I mean, I know my vision has decreased since my last vision check..and I have astigmatism but for the love of god! This will ruin my reputation.

What is up with vision technology... its the 21st century, glasses should be obsolete by now, or at least lenses should be paper thin and not minimize OR magnify the eyes. ONE BIT. ONNE BITTT!!!!!!!!

I was so offended by the product of my own poor vision that I went back to the optometrist to demand that they "try again" and make my lenses thinner, PLEASE. You know its bad when your own dad laughs in your face at your coke bottle eyes complete with subtle green tinted anti reflective coating. UGH! I mean I already have to wear a godamn splint at night, I can't get any hotter.